16・Canada ♥ Potterhead, Belieber and Directioner
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
One of my greatest fears is that someone will break into my house while I’m taking a shit. How am I gonna defend myself? Do I finish the shit????/?!?!?.
why do straight people always think that people who aren’t straight are going to hit on them like you ain’t that hot sit down